SWPMO #11

• Blokes who use the term "Lad" when referring to loutish or boorish behaviour.

SWPMO #10

• Golf
• Richard & Judy
• Anne Hathaway

SWPMO #9

• Skin irritation from shaving
• Internet forums
• The builders next door
• Inflexible tooth brushes

SWPMO #8

• The Pussycat Dolls

SWPMO #7

• People who say "simples"
• The Go Compare adverts
• Shitty chocolate selection boxes.
• Gavin and Stacey
• The Inbetweeners

SWPMO #6

• That Haribo advert
• The One Show
• The Welsh bird and the Northern twat who present it
• Eastenders
• The Daily Mail

SWPMO #5

• Ice cream vans that don't play the match of the day theme tune.
• uPVC windows.
• Tumble driers. 
• Blogs
• People who plug their blogs on Twitter.

SWPMO #4

• The Daily Mail

SWPMO #3

• Kate Winslet
• Jake Humphrey
• The opening titles to the F1
• xfactor
• People who watch xfactor
• People who talk about xfactor
• People who appear on xfactor
• People who take xfactor seriously

SWPMO #2

• My office chair
• My noisy fucking neighbour
• The freight trains at midnight
• Facebook
• Stupid hashtags on Twitter

SWPMO #1

• My cat
• Shortbread
• Duran Duran
• White Leather