SWPMO #19

• People who calls women's breasts 'bangers'

SWPMO #18

• Wallpaper stripping
• Ear infections
• Small helicopters
• Nissan Micras

SWPMO #17

• Wasps
• Cat scratches
• Moths
• Brown bread

SWPMO #16

• Mrs Brown's Boys

SWPMO #15

• My Family (the sitcom)
• My Family (the fleshy real one)
• Football
• Lino
• My phone battery
• Wii

SWPMO #14

• The woman who narrates Heir Hunters
• Celebrity Juice
• Lady Gaga

SWPMO #13

• Lee Nelson
• Dubstep

SWPMO #12

• Call of Duty Black Ops
• Tesco sausage rolls

SWPMO #11

• Blokes who use the term "Lad" when referring to loutish or boorish behaviour.

SWPMO #10

• Golf
• Richard & Judy
• Anne Hathaway

SWPMO #9

• Skin irritation from shaving
• Internet forums
• The builders next door
• Inflexible tooth brushes

SWPMO #8

• The Pussycat Dolls

SWPMO #7

• People who say "simples"
• The Go Compare adverts
• Shitty chocolate selection boxes.
• Gavin and Stacey
• The Inbetweeners

SWPMO #6

• That Haribo advert
• The One Show
• The Welsh bird and the Northern twat who present it
• Eastenders
• The Daily Mail

SWPMO #5

• Ice cream vans that don't play the match of the day theme tune.
• uPVC windows.
• Tumble driers. 
• Blogs
• People who plug their blogs on Twitter.

SWPMO #4

• The Daily Mail

SWPMO #3

• Kate Winslet
• Jake Humphrey
• The opening titles to the F1
• xfactor
• People who watch xfactor
• People who talk about xfactor
• People who appear on xfactor
• People who take xfactor seriously

SWPMO #2

• My office chair
• My noisy fucking neighbour
• The freight trains at midnight
• Facebook
• Stupid hashtags on Twitter

SWPMO #1

• My cat
• Shortbread
• Duran Duran
• White Leather